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Jose, 20. Mia, Fl. Short or Long shafted, life is random and that's what this blog is.

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com)

pikajewish:


GET OUT ME SWAMP

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pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

(Source: )

bestpal:


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source


hello this is my friend

Reblogged from zackisontumblr

bestpal:

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

hello this is my friend

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul)

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Reblogged from cumleak

first picture: child

second picture: teen/young adult

third picture: adult

fourth picture: death

(Source: blurrypicturesofmikewazowski)

bands-savedme:

sparkhy:

acnemint:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

oh my god this is amazing

Reblogging this again because wonderful

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bands-savedme:

sparkhy:

acnemint:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

oh my god this is amazing

Reblogging this again because wonderful

(Source: internetgirl666)

relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

Reblogged from the-fault-lies-amongst-our-stars

relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

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7ns:

lookin at the booty like
image

fakebreast:


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

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fakebreast:

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

(Source: fencehopping)

sgt-thundercunt:

carryonmy-assbutt:

brennacedria:

naturepunk:


I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”



why does that gif even exist 

For that purpose.

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sgt-thundercunt:

carryonmy-assbutt:

brennacedria:

naturepunk:

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

image

why does that gif even exist 

For that purpose.