You've Been Shafted

Jose, 20. Mia, Fl. Short or Long shafted, life is random and comes in different parts. Humor/random stuff blog to make myself and other people laugh when they need it.

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peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

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dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

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dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

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betterthankanyebitch:

me: what’s for dinner?

mom: mcdonalds

me

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setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(Source: sizvideos)

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vonmunsterr:

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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that last one is the most important one wow

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permguerrero:

memes are people too 

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rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

(Source: rneerkat)

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