You've Been Shafted

Jose, 20. Mia, Fl. Short or Long shafted, life is random and comes in different parts. Humor/random stuff blog to make myself and other people laugh when they need it.

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  • fake deep tumblr post: drink 8 gallons of water....eat mangoes so ur snatch smells good....eliminate 1 toxic friend a day...and your life will be fixed =)

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funnycutegifs:

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah

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theheart-of-a-nemesis:

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

Omg was this Emilio? thefullshaft

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