You've Been Shafted

Jose, 20. Mia, Fl. Short or Long shafted, life is random and comes in different parts. Humor/random stuff blog to make myself and other people laugh when they need it.

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  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

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allteensrelate:

Move Bitch #getoutmecar

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theheart-of-a-nemesis:

blumbitch:

Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago 

image

thefullshaft you -.-

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theheart-of-a-nemesis:

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

thefullshaft

Try me, bitch.

(Source: skittlevodka)

theheart-of-a-nemesis:

thefullshaft angel-from-your-nightmar3

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theheart-of-a-nemesis:

thefullshaft angel-from-your-nightmar3

theheart-of-a-nemesis:

nadiaaboulhosn:

Facts.


thefullshaft

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theheart-of-a-nemesis:

nadiaaboulhosn:

Facts.

thefullshaft

she keep me worm

Reblogged from vapore0n

(Source: sleepyblob)

thorinobsessed:

monumentofallyoursins:

psychoticrambling:

falling-through-the-time-vortex:

kamachameleon:

k-hiq:

skylark11:

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car


This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

Reblogged from barebackinq

thorinobsessed:

monumentofallyoursins:

psychoticrambling:

falling-through-the-time-vortex:

kamachameleon:

k-hiq:

skylark11:

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car

This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

(Source: niftyjaguar)

"i promised myself i'd stop thirst following people but here we are"

Asked by vapore0n

Lmao, well, welcome. 🙋 you’re the first openly thirst follower I’ve gotten. So enjoy!

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dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police