You've Been Shafted

20. Mia, Fl.
Short or Long shafted, life is random and that's what this blog is.

trinketbaby:

Trinket, there’s a clover on your nose!

Reblogged from corgiaddict

trinketbaby:

Trinket, there’s a clover on your nose!

Reblogged from i-suck-dick

brittanagraduates:

#ellen the vagina whisperer

(Source: rihannasnostril)

Reblogged from damn-funny

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

Reblogged from megustamemes

(Source: highonvodka)

Reblogged from mean-ween

(Source: hotdiggitydogblog)

Reblogged from mean-ween

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

Reblogged from pizza

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

Reblogged from hotboyproblems

cakejam:

me: *wake up 30 seconds before alarm*

me: *goes back to sleep*

Reblogged from mean-ween

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Reblogged from tightvaginas

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

image

can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous