You've Been Shafted

Jose, 20. Mia, Fl. Short or Long shafted, life is random and comes in different parts. Humor/random stuff blog to make myself and other people laugh when they need it.

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National Anthem
Lana Del Rey
Born to Die (Deluxe Version) [Bonus Track Version]

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Lana Del Rey - National Anthem

(Source: korra)

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
surprisebitch:

NO CHILL

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surprisebitch:

NO CHILL

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estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

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lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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me talking to customers at work…

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me talking to customers at work…

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rhetthammersmith:

Dog cloud over Manhattan . August 17, 2014 . no photo manipulation

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SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK: favourite quote by a slytherin or about slytherin

"We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.”